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| If you like fairly obvious gags, pretty saucy women or really, really hanker back to your schooldays (and have been sufficiently TV-brainwashed to think you went to school in the US) you might just get through this one. |
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You could have guessed the storyline of The New Guy just from the genre – teen comedy. No surprise that there is a fair amount of American football, a couple of cheerleaders and plenty of teen angst about fitting in, being cool and not getting beaten up repeatedly at school.

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Eliza Dushku is well cast as a lady not prone to wearing too much clothing |
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Hollywood, as predicted, is eating itself.But surprisingly this version can actually be watched by someone with a mental age greater than 12, although enjoyment may be another matter entirely. That would depend on your taste in women and your susceptibility to playing “spot the celeb”. The production is pretty well handled, if by no means inspired. The signal-to-fart-joke ratio is better than can be expected and amazingly there is no sex whatsoever, not even implied. Instead, there is a plot (of sorts) with a few twists. Yes, the hero is a geek that turns his life around and gains the popularity he has always dreamed about. But this time he does it by following the advice of a psychotic jailbird (played by Eddie Griffin, best know as Eddie of sitcom Malcolm & Eddie). Instead of facing his fears and letting love overcome all, the geeky hero adopts a new personality, moves to a different school and promptly beats 10 kinds of hell out of the school bully, establishing himself as the alpha male. That would have made the second, predictable, part of the movie excruciating. However, you can easily amuse yourself through it by looking out for the various cameo appearances. The likes of skateboarding ledgend Tony Hawk and rocker Tommy Lee have walk-ons, but it is rapper Vanilla Ice that takes the cake as a record store flunky with a temper.
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Director: Edward Decter Cast: DJ Qualls, Eddie Griffin, Eliza Dushku, Lyle Lovett Classification: PG-13 Running time: 90 minutes A zero will rise. The nerdy Dizzy needs to change his life after experiencing the ultimate embarrassment at school. With a change of schools and guidance from an unlikely role model he gets a second chance and, treating school as a prison, he comes out on top through intimidation, transforming the school and winning the girl along the way.
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Then there is the lovely Eliza Dushku who is well cast as a lady not prone to wearing too much clothing. When she is not prancing around in a cheerleading outfit (as she did for practically all of her recent role in Bring It On) she is riding a mechanical bull wearing nothing but a bandana. Then there is the extended music video sequence where she quite adequately models least a dozen different bathing suites, to the tearful prayers of thanks of the watching hero-geek. That alone will ensure men under 90 don't grumble about the entrance fee. The New Guy has some other redeeming values. The gags are pretty funny; even the old ones are done well or given a new face. The one-liners have some punch – “denial is not just a river in Egypt” in a Southern drawl had even an audience of seasoned reviewers groaning. And details such as references to online roleplay game Everquest will help the story ring true for its target audience. Most of all, relative newcomer DJ Qualls makes for fairly interesting viewing, if only because his looks break the traditional pretty boy or handsome strongman Hollywood rule. Bar the saucy Dushku and jailhouse king Griffin, the rest of the characters are stereotyped enough to be pleasantly forgettable. A teen comedy, yes, but one with a tad more style than its peers and honest about itself without being apologetic. This is a movie that will not have you gnawing at your own wrists if your teenager drags you to it and if you have seen everything else on circuit you may just enjoy it, if you allow yourself to.
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